Mr. Whitekeys

Hilarious musical comedy shows for all occasions! Come see the Whale Fat Follies, with weekly performances from June 13th through August 16th, 2017! The Whale Fat Follies is the most extravagant Alaskan multi-media musical comedy ever staged and features a live band, stunning singers & dancers, over 800 awe-inspiring high-definition images of Alaskan stupidity, and a costume budget of over thirty five dollars! According to Mr. Whitekeys, “This is the story of the real Alaska—where people are now more afraid of gluten than they are of grizzly bears.” The Hard Rock Cafe is the perfect setting for The Whale Fat Follies. There’s fun food, fun drinks, comfortable chairs, clean bathrooms, validated parking, an elevator, and just so you’ll feel at home—the same old disreputable Spenard characters also hang out just a few feet away on Fourth Avenue! Joining Mr. Whitekeys on stage is an all-star cast featuring the totally hilarious Cameron Morrison who is wasting a college theater degree on this show; and Miss Regina MacDonald who was voted as our town’s “Second Best Alaska Reality TV Star in a Non-Palin Role!” Don't miss "The Alaskan Show the Department of Tourism does NOT want you to see!"